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"No, dear boy, funny joke around Vlad isnt here today."
~Vlad, Danny Phantom
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He's sooooooo cyute! He looks almost huggable! no, not huggable... SQUEEZABLE!
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"What if Tofu was made of animal souls?" ~Posco
Thanks to ~smilefortyeight for the avatar!
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The world just spins faster than me.
Nos Laetus Epulor Qui Domito Nos.
*must escape cuteness*
Here kitty. Go play with the nice yummy puppy.
Kidding, I used to have one cat though that was pretty much the polar opposite of cuteness. It was a nice beautiful cat, but not cute. A fearsome predator it was. Unfortunately there weren't enough small animals for it to kill and it ended up harassing puppies instead. Oh well, it never actually hurt any of them. (probably due to supervision)
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