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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
-Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
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Dib: Sorry I'm late. Horrible... nightmare... visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down!
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some clubs i'm in ~ ~TheGreatGir~*LenoreLovers~~GarfieldAndFriends~~ZIMfangirlsclub~~The-Irken-Invaders
These clubs rock!!
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I am a real Phan. Long live the Phantom!
CALLING ALL VLAD MASTERS/PLASMIUS FANGIRLS. Should you be willing to be in a fanfic gameshow, send a note to me or ~awren !
God I need that fan. I have a fever and I'm ROASTING. (I know, why am I not in bed?)
*steals fan*
*...runs back and steals Dib*
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WITNESS MY CONSTANTLY CHANGING SIG!!
"You frustrate the unspeakable! I want to eat you!" --Zim to Dib in "Invasion Code Yellow"
And, I can sympathize... I live in Arizona
*clings to her portable AC*
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Bloodbabe2003: You and your erections
Bloodbabe2003: ....
Bloodbabe2003: Boy, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say to another girl
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I pledge allegiance, to Kataang of our divided states of shipping & to the innocence for which it stands one pairing, under Bryke indivisable with cloud babies & fluff for all
Stop the shipping war
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but if they are out in the open, why isn't Zimmy disguised???
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*insert witty comment here*
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